New Holiday!


Slap Your Co-Worker Day!!

Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:
Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last
nerve with tedious and boring details that you don’t give a damn about?
Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for
Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their
mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?
Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room,
everyone else clears it?
Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially
There are the rules you must follow:

  • You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
  • You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same
  • You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns
    slapping the irritant.
  • No weapons are allowed…other than going upside somebody’s head with a
    stapler or a hole-puncher.
  • CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your
    must be followed with something like "cause I’m sick of your stupid-a$$
    always messing up stuff
  • If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the
    irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
    Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap
    the living day lights out of and get to slapping…and have a great

:rofl :spank :rofl :spank :rofl :spank :rofl :spank :rofl




:booze might have to celebrate


Sweeet, I think Rusty and Matt have Red Cheeks and Bloody Lips by the end of the day. Irritating shits. :agree


Odis… I am gonna slap the shit out of you and then I am gonna choke your punk-ass until you bleed from your nostrils. When I get through with you this is what you will look like. :tard
Then I’m gonna stab Matt in the jugular and play in his blood.
I’m not a violent person though.



I work tonight too. I might have to exercise my right to slap someone.


tomorow’s thread will be titled “dammit- i lost my job…”


^^^ You got that right! haha!


can this apply to roomates too?


how about random idiots you see out in town


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Of course…just for you Saleen!!! :smiley:


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What if the person I wanna slap is off tomorrow?


it needs to be an extended holiday- 2 weeks is about right. that way we can get in the “holiday” spirit.