New Special Forces?


The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These North Carolina, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq. The soldiers will be been given only the following facts about the Terrorists:

  1. The season opened today.

  2. There is no limit.

  3. They don’t like Jesus, country music, beer, or pick-ups.

  4. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This insures that the mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK!


You forgot Kentucky(My home state!)


Thats ok, We all know who we are. The southerners that is. :smiley:




you definitly forgot one.

s-fucking-c :smiley:


well then…go REDNECKS!!!