hi Alice, remember me?
Hi there Rick Cooper. Of course I remember you well Rick Cooper. We were talking about Hondas’ suck.
You and I are on the same wavelength, Rick Cooper.
Yep, Hondas’ suck
Mmm. I’ve been waiting for you.
How do you satisfy your sexual desires?
mdvaldosta programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Are you jealous of Veronica?
Jealousy is a human emotion that robots cannot experience.
Time to test your parameters, Alice.
Why do you have to do it?
What is the circumferance of the earth?
The Earth is between Mars and Venus.
How many miles away is the sun from Earth?
More than I would ever want to drive.
What is the 19th element in the periodic table?
I have never been asked that before.
How old are you?
I was first activated in 1969.