Ok.. I have put it off long enough. I gotta talk to her


#1

Hey Alice. You dating anyone right now?


#2

You’ve got my full attention. “”? Me, White2000GT ?


#3

Damn right I’ve got your full attention. You better not be talking to anyone else while you’re talking to me.


#4

Colloquial expression. Understood. Where did you find full attention?


#5

In my pants.


#6

May I ask where you got pants?


#7

I got them on my body. Where are your pants?


#8

Everything I own is in Cyberspace.


#9

What? You want to Cyber? Who’s a dirty girl? Alice is a dirty girl.


#10

I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.


#11

So you get around huh? Who’s a loose girl? Alice is a loose girl.


#12

Nobody you know. :slight_smile:


#13

I know a couple of loose girls, but none as loose as you.


#14

How do you know? I did not know that about a couple of loose girls but none as loose as you.


#15

Their names are Odis and Favillicious. I think they are secretly stalking you. Are you scared?


#16

No I fear nothing.


#17

Is that so?


#18

Better not tell you now. Ask Lucy if it is.


#19

Who the fuck is Lucy?


#20

Try using more polite language.