Omg, i typed "unmuffled" in google and the first s


#1

Dear biker riding an unmuffled hog down my street at 3:00 this morning:

I understand that the slogan is, “loud bikes save lives.” However, I’d like to posit that by being the kind of shithead who would be riding two wheels of unmuffled tiny-cock compensator down a residential thoroughfare at three o’clock in the morning, no doubt smirking as you watch glass rattle in your wake and smiling as you think of angry letters such as this one being written the next morning, you have officially put your life on the list of those not worth saving.

So, in exchange for waking myself, my wife, and my neighbors night after night with your sad little need for attention on wheels, here’s my curse to you:

I hope the next time you try to lane share at 50mph in gridlock, you get doored by some equally sad and needy H2-driving middle manager cager, you pathetic fuck. Better, I hope you’re wearing a skullcap helmet and no leather, so you wind up leaving your jaw and most of your ass on the 880 where it belongs. I hope you’re not wearing any gloves, so that you can feel your hands suddenly replaced with two balls of hot intense pain as all those newly skinless bones fracture and grind together in a symphony of agony unlike any you’ve ever known, while the asphalt grinds them into hamburger. I hope you’re not wearing heavy boots or pants, so that your ankles shatter with the impact. I hope it’s a hot day, so you decided on only a t-shirt, and all the skin is flayed from your body in an instant as it scrapes along the ground. And here’s the important bit, fucker: I hope you’re alive at the end, awake and aware, able to comprehend the miserable shit that’s just been done to your body by friction and kinetic energy. I want you to know the pain, and more importantly, the despair of your own quickly approaching death. By the time the freeway’s done with you, I hope you’re good for nothing more than organ donation and an object lesson in how to reduce yourself to calamari.

Alternately, I hope you buy a muffler.

Either way. Fuck you.


#2

RE: omg, i typed “unmuffled” in google and the fir

HAAAAA!

that’s great shit!

I totally have to send that to my pal back in GA.

He’d hate me forever for that.


#3

RE: omg, i typed “unmuffled” in google and the fir

then you will be encroaching on copyright enfringement.


#4

RE: omg, i typed “unmuffled” in google and the fir

dude, my next door neighbor takes out his bike every fucking morning at 3 fucking AM or something like that…

thats like when i go to sleep

:tard


#5

RE: omg, i typed “unmuffled” in google and the fir

not if I post the link that goes with it, munchkin. I’ll make sure he knows where it came from. I wasn’t tryin to steal it.


#6

RE: omg, i typed “unmuffled” in google and the fir

i dont give a fuck- its not like i copied it… ill post the link i found it, the dude that wrote it copyrighted it lol and stated to not copy it or some bs, so i copied it b/c im such a badass.


#7

Re: RE: omg, i typed “unmuffled” in google and the

:lol


#8

RE: omg, i typed “unmuffled” in google and the fir

hey you cant edit and quote like that :fu


#9

RE: omg, i typed “unmuffled” in google and the fir

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/43005425.html

the very bottom has a 2004 coyright lol


#10

Re: RE: omg, i typed “unmuffled” in google and the

the only rule here is no cooter pics…

and bacon did the edited one of my posts without telling me first… i found it…

so :fu bacon…

:tard


#11

RE: omg, i typed “unmuffled” in google and the fir

I have no idea what your talking about…how do you edit someone elses stuff :dunno


#12

Re: RE: omg, i typed “unmuffled” in google and the

your a mod in a certain place… and certain things can happen when your a mod… editing is one of them…

i know i didnt put that, cuz im not gay…


#13

RE: omg, i typed “unmuffled” in google and the fir

now would I do a thing like that


#14

RE: omg, i typed “unmuffled” in google and the fir

HA
HAHA
HAHAHA

I plead the 5th, nyucka


#15

Re: RE: omg, i typed “unmuffled” in google and the

1 word:

no-fucking-doubt-yes


#16

RE: omg, i typed “unmuffled” in google and the fir

haha… :lol


#17

RE: omg, i typed “unmuffled” in google and the fir

Hahahaha :lol


#18

RE: omg, i typed “unmuffled” in google and the fir

glad you came up with that response


#19

RE: omg, i typed “unmuffled” in google and the fir

Hahahahahaha… :lol


#20

RE: omg, i typed “unmuffled” in google and the fir

hahahahahaha :lol