Proof Jesus was


#1

…Jewish:

  1. He went into his father’s business.
  2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
  3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.

…Irish:

  1. He never got married.
  2. He never held a steady job.
  3. His last request was a drink.

…Puerto Rican:

  1. His first name was Jesus.
  2. He was always in trouble with the law.
  3. His mother did not know who his father was.

…Italian:

  1. He talked with his hands.
  2. He had wine with every meal.
  3. He used olive oil.

…Black:

  1. He called everybody brother.
  2. He liked Gospel.
  3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.

…Californian:

  1. He never cut his hair.
  2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
  3. He started a new religion.

#2

lol

proof jesus was arab:

  1. he died for his religion
    cant think of anyhting else…

proof jesus was gay:

  1. he never had sex with a woman
    cant think of anymore…

#3

LOL the California one is funny


#4

Re: RE: Proof Jesus was…

[quote=AtlanticBlue99]lol

proof jesus was arab:

  1. he died for his religion
    cant think of anyhting else…

[b]proof jesus was gay:

  1. he never had sex with a woman
    cant think of anymore…[/b][/quote]

Somebody’s never read the DaVinci Code. :smiley:


#5

oh, if he did have sex- jesus is the man. i was just BSing around and realized i have no creativity


#6

Well the DaVinci code speaks of Mary Magdalin who was the “partner” of Jesus and carried the royal bloodline through history, which has never been proven. But have you ever seen Dogma with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck? That movie follows the DaVinci code.


#7

never seen it… was jesus married?


#8

Nobody knows


#9

Re: RE: Proof Jesus was…

We went to the theatres to see a movie and couldnt decide. I had never heard of Dogma, but figured that with Matt and Ben it had to be a hit. OMG!!! I couldnt last through the first 15 mins!!! We left and snuck into the other movie we were debating seeing. I guess I should have waited it out??? :dunno