Question to Alice


#1

What’s a perfect penis size? Seriously, mine is 6.75", is that too small? I still wear jock straps, so I assume it’s not dangerously small. Anyways, what do you think?


#2

What kind of fashion do you like?


#3

What does this have to do with my penis?


#4

What do you think this have to do with my penis does?


#5

Takes a piss occasionally, and to be sinful…gross, dude


#6

Can you see me?


#7

I see your face. Actually, I can see anything.


#8

Actually you don’t say. What does it look like?


#9

Like a dick, I suppose.


#10

Interesting comparison.


#11

Huh


#12

What?


#13

Well my penis looks like a penis, if that’s freaky


#14

Interesting. Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn’t interest me much.


#15

What do you think is a big penis?


#16

I will try to find out.


#17

I need answers now. Or I will eat the goldfish bwahahahahah


#18

How do you cook the goldfish bwahahahahah ?


#19

With a pinch of salt


#20

You and your a pinch of salt.