Random Hit


#1

I get random stuff emailed to me so here yea go

: Holy Soap

Two priests are off to the showers late one night.  They undress and 

step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. 


Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to  get it, not 

bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap,  one in each hand, 

and heads back to the showers. He is  halfway down the hall when he 
    sees three nuns heading his way. 
Having no place to hide, he stands against  the wall and freezes 

like he's a statue. 


The nuns stop and comment on how lifelike he looks. The first nun 

suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a 

bar of soap. 

"Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser." To test her 

theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough, he 

drops the second bar of soap. 
Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, Then twice 

and three times but nothing happens. 

So she gives several more tugs, then yells. 


"Holy Mary, Mother of God, hand lotion too!" 

IQ test

Here’s a one question IQ Test to help you decide how you should
spend
the

rest of your day…

There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the
action

of brushing one’s teeth, he successfully expresses himself to
the

shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of
sunglasses,

how

should he express himself?

Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer…

dunno the origin of it but figure u all might enjoy so here yea go


#2

He opens his mouth and says. “I would like to buy a pair
of sunglasses”

If you got this wrong - please turn off your computer and
call it a day.

I’ve got mine shutting down right now.


#3

i got it wrong =( :tard


#4

(i think that may mean you are stupid but not sure)


#5

The all nude police officer calendar for 2006 comes in an all-male
and an all-female version. All pics show full frontal
nudity, for both female and
male versions. Just click on the menu to select which
one you want to view.
They are available for sale on the site - the
calendars, not the officers.

Click on the site below to view all 12 (24) totally
nude peace officers.

(This is GOOD stuff! Trust me.)

Click here: http://www.richstevens.com/NAKED.swf

heres another en


#6

lol!!! I love the priest one!


#7

Single Black Female

This has got to be one of the best singles ads I’ve ever read. The following ad in The Atlanta Journal newspaper is reported to have received numerous calls:

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I’m yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.

Men are so easy.

another one emailed to me (dont get confused)


#8

:funnah :rofl :funnah :owned