Restroom Signs

Friends don’t let friends take home ugly men

  • Women’s restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

If you voted for Bush in the last election, you can’t take a dump
here. Your asshole is in Washington.

  • Men’s room Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Washington

Remember, it’s not, “How high are you?” its “Hi, how are you?”

  • Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

You’re too good for him.

  • Sign over mirror in Women’s restroom, Ed Debevics, Beverly
    Hill, CA

No wonder you always go home alone.

  • Sign over mirror in Men’s restroom, Ed Debevic’s, Beverly
    Hills, CA

The best way to a man’s heart is to saw his breast plate open.

  • Women’s restroom, Murphy’s, Champaign, IL

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of
putting up with her shit.

  • Men’s Room, Lindas Bar and Grill Chapel Hill, North Carolina

A Woman’s Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you’re
going to have trouble with it.

  • Women’s restroom, Dick’s Last Resort,Dallas,Texas

Express Lane: Five beers or less

  • Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic’s, Beverly Hills,CA

Beauty is only a light switch away. - Perkins Library, Duke
University, Durham, North Carolina.

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then
let’s all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. -
Armand’s Pizza, Washington, D.C.

Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die. -
Men’s restroom, Murphy’s, Champaign, IL

haha those are good.

the one about the president absolutly delcisous to read over and over again…think ill have another helping actually:)

Lmao… Good one’s Amy

lmao that last one was funny

HEHE The last one is so true…

dang, got to spread some rep…that last one is good.