people don’t need a reason to leave you,
the sparks just aren’t there anymore
he’s so messy
she’s so dramatic
he’s looking at his secretary
she doesn’t go down on me since we’ve had kids
he doesn’t help out enough with our children
she’s such a workaholic
he drinks too much
she takes all my money
he doesn’t look at me like he used to
people need a reason to stay.
which is funny
because how often do we cite reasons to stay with each other?
that would just be ridiculous.