Sex on the beach

over-rated…sand gets everywhere

better on the grass? not on a roof coz concrete would probably be to hard :stuck_out_tongue:

on grass in the woods is good:nod:

abrasive

not just everywhere, the parts where it gets, not so easy to wash off…

U got sand in your buns. :24:

Hahah, I discussed this with a friend before.
No, I would not have sex on the beach.

should you really be thinking of my buns?:willy_nilly:

[quote=“daniellllleee, post: 1094433”]Hahah, I discussed this with a friend before.
No, I would not have sex on the beach.[/QUOTE]

good choice…can we do it in the woods instead?:smiley:

i am thinking of other places for the sand and ummmmmm OUCH:(

I’m deathly afraid of cockroaches.

No. :stuck_out_tongue:

…no need for ribbed, studded or dotted…:eek…ouch…on a positive note you’d …nope, can’t think of any, sorry.:smiley:

Not a bad drink though if u like fruity cocktails

that is the only place i could think of, being a guy… unless u got it in your hair.

Next time take a large thick blanket. Just sayin’…

pillows…lots of pillows…

[quote=“pjbleek, post: 1094442”]pillows…lots of pillows…[/quote]… & bug spray.

Mosquitos would prolly make a feast outa yer hiney!:eek

Sex in the ocean though…

Yep…those waves… pounding pounding pounding

Oh hang on…no surf today:thumbdown

(and ya gotta watch for bluebottles) YOUCHIES

[quote=“cam elle toe, post: 1094445”]Yep…those waves… pounding pounding pounding

Oh hang on…no surf today:thumbdown

(and ya gotta watch for bluebottles) YOUCHIES[/quote]
blue bottles?