Speech Impediment


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[SIZE=4]Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other: “If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly?” [/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]“Yeah, sure thing,” replied his friend, “fire away.” [/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]"Well,” said the first guy, “why do you think all the guys around here find my wife so attractive?” [/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]“It’s probably because of her speech impediment,” replied the second guy. [/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]“What do you mean her speech impediment?” inquired the first fellow: "My wife doesn’t have a speech impediment!” [/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]“Well,” replied his friend, “you must be the only guy who hasn’t noticed that she can’t say ‘NO’!” [/SIZE]