Spiders in a Texas Garden


#1

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

“Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?” she asked.

“They’re mating,” her father replied.

“What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?” she asked.

“That’s a Daddy Longlegs.” Her father answered.

So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

No," her father replied. “Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.”

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.

“That might be OK in Massachusetts and California, but we’re not having any of that here in Texas”

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#2

:lol :lol :rofl :funnah :funnah :funnah :funnah :rofl :rofl


#3

:funnah


#4

:laughing


#5

Massachusetts + gay marrages = stangmang lives ther…hmmmm…I knew it…he’s gay


#6

I don’t like spyders. In fact. I’m afraid of them. :dunno


#7

I hate spiders too…after I saw the movie arachnaphobia I was done…about the only time you will see me act like a little bitch if a spider crawls on or near me


#8

Re: RE: Spiders in a Texas Garden

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