Story thread


#1

the idea here is that someone starts a ‘story’, then someone can continue it, and so on and so forth - kinda like a paragraph at a time, or something to that effect -
I know there are plenty of unused (or otherwise inebriated) creative juices around here.

this is where i should say “ill start” but im sort of blanking … so ill leave it up to someone else :smiley:


#2

Once upon a time, in a land not too far away…


#3

there was a hairy, hairy monkey man…


#4

thee lived a man named GMKILLER who is gay


#5

GM killer knew that someday his gay hairy monkey ass would get some beasty sex if he shaved a bullseye on his anal region. So one day…


#6

a horny beast from the woods that had been drinking bacardi and coke found gm killer…


#7

and GMKiller said he wanted some anal action but the horny best said


#8

“give a minute, i need to find my marvin gaye cd”. after some frenzied searching, he finally found it and exclaimed,


#9

…I’m a Computer sales/phone answering guy that likes hairy monkey ass and I’ma butt rape you and shove shish kabob skewres in his penis hole.
:o


#10

then the 2 skipped off into the wilderness…


#11

…and GMKiller came across a mustang with fairy flames all around it…


#12

he exclaimed- “the blower looks real. i must own that!”


#13

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#14

a group of tough guys from offtopicz went to illinois…


#15

lol wtf :think

continuing on…

…as they reach the Illinois border GMKiller got a sudden craving for some deep ass dickin and…


#16

(gmkiller lives in illinois?)

gm tries to overpower stangmang to get some action but…


#17

that fairy mustang suddenly starts revving its engine - with that horny beast at the wheel, blasting ‘lets get it on’ through the stereo…as the crowd stopped to stare,…


#18

StangMang reacts with grizzly strengths and…

come on guys make it good


#19

stangmang poked him in the upper thigh with a hot iron rod…


#20

then shoved the hot iron rod in gm killers asshole…