:D… I’m bored so I’ll tell ya a story…
So anyway… yesterday i did the the rounds to collect rent and check up on my dads place as hes gone off sailing to Spain again for a few months. And as usually he leaves when the shit hits the fan around here. He decided to put this ‘student’ into one of our houses and that student hasn’t paid rent in four months. SO…i go over there yesterday and knock on the door. The girl answers, shes maybe 23 at most, empty beer bottles and shit all over the back deck. Its starts of nice and rapidly deteriorates to me coming very close to pounding this twats face in.:ninja:eek:24: Its happens like this:
me: hiya, I’m your other landlord. I own this house. My names on your rental agreement, Elsa. I was wondering if you have any rent for me. Or any positive news of when we will get something from you? (all smilies and honey)
her: (bad tempered face can\t wait to close the door now, so I quickly stand in the doorway so she can’t close the door) I’m moving out.
me: (still smiling and pleasant) oh? ok, great what date are you moving out on?
her:(angry voice) i don’t know. i told your dad i’d get him some money in a few weeks.
me:(serious face now) well we need an actual date as that sound to me like you are in no hurry to pay us nor to move out. Here…( I then hand her a notice of intent to enter, and an invoice of moneis due plus a get the fuck out of my house form:D:thumbup.)
her: whats this.
me: legal documents, one of them says i’m coming in tomorrow to inspect the place and the other is my intent to have you evicted.
her: you can’t come in here.(gets in my face)
me: listen sweetie. If i wanted to come in there right this minute i could, its only out of courtesy i have given you notice.(this was when i was so close to hurting her as my scouse came right out…but instead i smiled and walked away with) BYe see you tomorrow although you don’t have to be home for me to enter.;):D:24:
I was shacking by the time i got to the car. My husband said to me at that point, “it looked like she was going to go after you so i was about to call the police.”
I’ll take full pleasure in taking that one to court. Just think had she been civil i might have been nicer…but i think four months in arrears is as nice as i need to be.:ninja:eek
Oh if only she knew i could have something very bad happen to her if i wanted it…but i stay clear of my families ways and do it the legal and right way:nod::thumbup