The Alaskan hermit

Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally, sick of the
stress, he quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from
humanity as possible. He saw the postman once a week and got groceries
once a month. Otherwise, it was total peace and quiet.

After about six months of almost total isolation, someone knocked on his
door. He opened it and a huge, bearded man was standing there.

“Name’s Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a party
Friday night…thought you might like to come. About 5:00.”

“Great”, says Tom, “after six months out here I’m ready to meet some
local folks. Thank you.”

As Lars left, he stopped. “Gotta warn you…be some drinkin’.”

“Not a problem” says Tom. “After 25 years in the business, I can drink
with the best of 'em.”

Again, the big man started to leave and stopped. “More’n likely gonna be
some fightin’, too.”

“Well, I get along with people; I’ll be all right. I’ll be there. Thanks
again.”

“More’n likely be some wild sex, too!”

“Now that’s really not a problem,” says Tom, warming to the idea. “I’ve
been all alone for six months! I’ll definitely be there. By the way, what
should I wear?”

“Don’t much matter … Just gonna be the two of us.”

makes me think twice about moving to alaska

LOL Funny

Too funny!!!

That’s Funny