The Beer Prayer!


#1

Most of you college guys or whoever else drinks beer, i’m sure you can appreciate this. Next time you go out drinking with your buddies, i suggest asking them to bow their head in prayer, and recite this:

Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink,
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as I am in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,

As we forgive those who spill against us,
and lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers,
For thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager,
Forever and ever,
Barmen.


#2

That poem is flippin sweet :booze