The Jersey Girl


#1

I’m from New Jersey.

I understand that tomorrow means a couple days

When I ask for a regular coffee, it automatically comes with milk and sugar

There’s more strip clubs than gas stations

We dont jog in the park,we smoke there

A ''HOT MIN" MEANS A LONG TIME

I sure as hell don’t pump my own gas.

You always know were the weed at!

There’s always a liquor store that doesn’t I.D

If we like you… we share… if not, then fuck you!

18 to party and 21 to drink really means bring extra money for the bouncer.

I know what real pizza tastes like & probably hate the pizza from your favorite pizza place.

Everyone knows at least one girl who’s a stripper

All good mornings begin with a bagel, all good nights end at a diner and of coarse all good parties end with a fight.

It’s a SUB, not a grinder, a hero, or worse, a hoagie.

You can only get pork roll form jersey!

I go down the beach, not to the shore.

Jersey girls are the best girls,just stay on their good side

I can spend countless hours on the boardwalk doing absolutely nothing…and still have fun

My second and third homes are the malls and dunkin donuts parking lots best one

I may say some words with an accent, but at least I don’t say “ya’ll”

I judge people by what exit they are off the parkway.

I know 65mph really means 80.

My road rage is outta control, so don’t piss me off

When I cut someone off, you get the horn and the finger

Its pronounced NORK not Newark thats just gay

When somebody tries to mimic a jersey accent i wanna take a bat to their head.

I know of a place or been in a scene of the Sopranos

I know and understand the difference between North Jersey and South Jersey

I’m from New Jersey and I love it cause we do it the fucking best.


Reply if you have any idea what i’m talking about


#2

I have no idea what you just said… but I think I love you… :lol


#3

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl


#4

[quote=beachheathernj]I’m from New Jersey.

I understand that tomorrow means a couple days

When I ask for a regular coffee, it automatically comes with milk and sugar

There’s more strip clubs than gas stations

We dont jog in the park,we smoke there

A ''HOT MIN" MEANS A LONG TIME

I sure as hell don’t pump my own gas.

You always know were the weed at!

There’s always a liquor store that doesn’t I.D

If we like you… we share… if not, then fuck you!

18 to party and 21 to drink really means bring extra money for the bouncer.

I know what real pizza tastes like & probably hate the pizza from your favorite pizza place.

Everyone knows at least one girl who’s a stripper

All good mornings begin with a bagel, all good nights end at a diner and of coarse all good parties end with a fight.

It’s a SUB, not a grinder, a hero, or worse, a hoagie.

You can only get pork roll form jersey!

I go down the beach, not to the shore.

Jersey girls are the best girls,just stay on their good side

I can spend countless hours on the boardwalk doing absolutely nothing…and still have fun

My second and third homes are the malls and dunkin donuts parking lots best one

I may say some words with an accent, but at least I don’t say “ya’ll”

I judge people by what exit they are off the parkway.

I know 65mph really means 80.

My road rage is outta control, so don’t piss me off

When I cut someone off, you get the horn and the finger

Its pronounced NORK not Newark thats just gay

When somebody tries to mimic a jersey accent i wanna take a bat to their head.

I know of a place or been in a scene of the Sopranos

I know and understand the difference between North Jersey and South Jersey

I’m from New Jersey and I love it cause we do it the fucking best.


Reply if you have any idea what i’m talking about[/quote]

Hey, what the hell is wrong with saying yall.

-Ron


#5

oh yeah i know what your saying. im about an 1/2 an hour from NJ. and spend alot of time at Wild wood and A/C in the summers and sometimes go other time through out the year.


#6

[quote=beachheathernj]18 to party and 21 to drink really means bring extra money for the bouncer.

All good mornings begin with a bagel, all good nights end at a diner and of coarse all good parties end with a fight.

I can spend countless hours on the boardwalk doing absolutely nothing…and still have fun

I may say some words with an accent, but at least I don’t say “ya’ll”

I know 65mph really means 80.

When I cut someone off, you get the horn and the finger

Its pronounced NORK not Newark thats just gay[/quote]

18 to party and 21 to drink means find a better party at a buddy’s house

all good mornings start with with a scrambled egg, all good nights end in the bedroom, and all good parties end with a houseful of drunk people

i remember the mickyd’s on a boardwalk that got torn up by some big storm/hurricane…

we say words with accents, but at least we dont say “yous guys” :smiley:

i know that certain parts of 70 mph means as fast as traffic goes, which can be 100+ mph, and cops do it too.

when i cut you off, i get the horn, finger, enough words to put oxford university six feet underground, and then a messed up car.

if they wanted it pronounced “nork” maybe they should have spelled it “nork”

yeah, i lived in lakewood, nj for about 5 years, first year was around ocean grove or something like that. but around 6-7 i moved relocated to sout caro…

i miss the snow :rock

:blah