I’m from New Jersey.
I understand that tomorrow means a couple days
When I ask for a regular coffee, it automatically comes with milk and sugar
There’s more strip clubs than gas stations
We dont jog in the park,we smoke there
A ''HOT MIN" MEANS A LONG TIME
I sure as hell don’t pump my own gas.
You always know were the weed at!
There’s always a liquor store that doesn’t I.D
If we like you… we share… if not, then fuck you!
18 to party and 21 to drink really means bring extra money for the bouncer.
I know what real pizza tastes like & probably hate the pizza from your favorite pizza place.
Everyone knows at least one girl who’s a stripper
All good mornings begin with a bagel, all good nights end at a diner and of coarse all good parties end with a fight.
It’s a SUB, not a grinder, a hero, or worse, a hoagie.
You can only get pork roll form jersey!
I go down the beach, not to the shore.
Jersey girls are the best girls,just stay on their good side
I can spend countless hours on the boardwalk doing absolutely nothing…and still have fun
My second and third homes are the malls and dunkin donuts parking lots best one
I may say some words with an accent, but at least I don’t say “ya’ll”
I judge people by what exit they are off the parkway.
I know 65mph really means 80.
My road rage is outta control, so don’t piss me off
When I cut someone off, you get the horn and the finger
Its pronounced NORK not Newark thats just gay
When somebody tries to mimic a jersey accent i wanna take a bat to their head.
I know of a place or been in a scene of the Sopranos
I know and understand the difference between North Jersey and South Jersey
I’m from New Jersey and I love it cause we do it the fucking best.
Reply if you have any idea what i’m talking about