I have never watched ocean 11 for one, but I really dislike some of the answer choices as well.
Love can be close connection to God, but I think more of it being between another human. And it's not "a choice".
Further, I do not love anybody "unconditionally" but the other choices for the test are just cruel and disrespectful of a parent's authority.
So, depending on how I answer these two questions, I get one of these three results;
The Existential Quiz
Your Result: You are Kierkegaard's KNIGHT OF FAITH!
You are an existentialist at heart but still believe in a God. You realize that faith does not mean blindly going to church and following a couple of meaningless rules. Faith and life for you are both an arduous and private journey that requires a personal relationship with God. Talking about your faith is useless. No one will understand your conviction. You make your own path to faith and redemption. A true Christian existentialist!
Your Result: You are Dostoevsky's UNDERGROUND MAN!
89%You are a true existentialist. You vehemently deny the existence of God and question everything. You have looked death in the eyes and realized that life is only the choices you have made. The atrocities in the world bother you deeply because you realize how although you are an individual that makes him/herself, you still have a responsibility for all mankind. You are the first real existentialist!
Your Result: You are Nietzsche's UBERMAN!
Literally translated as OVERMAN, you create your own path to happiness. Morality in the traditional sense means nothing to you. You create your own right and wrong. God does not exist in your world and neither does meaning. You create your own meaning and do not need a God to tell you who you should be. You don't follow a path, you create your own path and more over you don't even need a path. You are above all mankind because you do not need meaning, you make meaning!!