The programmer's rules


#1

lstrules.left = monitor.left + 10
lstrules.top = monitor.top + 0

rules(0) = “everything starts at 0. no IFs, ANDs, or TRY…CATCHes allowed. thats how it is.”

rules(1) = “SELECT situation FROM TABLE possible_scenarios WHERE women > computer”

rules(2) = “IF program_completed AND woman = content THEN tv.on: tv.channel = chn_espn”

rules(3) = “IF hungary THEN order(pizza(plain), beer)”


#2

hungry you mean :smiley: Just returning the favor.


#3

yeah yeah, where was the grammar police when i was here :tard

:smiley:


#4

:funnah


#5

Re: RE: the programmer’s rules

[quote=lemon]yeah yeah, where was the grammar police when i was here :tard

:D[/quote]

Where were the grammar police when I was here

:tard


#6

Grammar :owned Lemon

-Ron


#7

Re: RE: the programmer’s rules

[quote=Dodge_Sniper]Grammar :owned Lemon

-Ron[/quote]

:rock


#8

Heres a conditon to add to your program

If before ready “Girlfreind” <= “period” /
then set hold staus with and send message to “mastubate”;