The Top 35 Oxymorons


#1
  1. State worker
  2. Legally drunk
  3. Exact estimate
  4. Act naturally
  5. Found missing
  6. Resident alien
  7. Genuine imitation
  8. Airline Food
  9. Good grief
  10. Government organization
  11. Sanitary landfill
  12. Alone together
  13. Small crowd
  14. Business ethics
  15. Soft rock
  16. Butt Head
  17. Military Intelligence
  18. Sweet sorrow
  19. Rural Metro (ambulance service)
  20. “Now, then …”
  21. Passive aggression
  22. Clearly misunderstood
  23. Peace force
  24. Extinct Life
  25. Plastic glasses
  26. Terribly pleased
  27. Computer security
  28. Political science
  29. Tight slacks
  30. Definite maybe
  31. Pretty ugly
  32. Rap music
  33. Working vacation
  34. Religious tolerance

And the number one top Oxymoron…

  1. Microsoft Works

#2

:funnah


#3

Whats an oxymoron?


#4

:funnah :funnah @ Mrs and @ the list :funnah :rofl :lol


#5

I’ve always liked JUMBO SHRIMP, ARTIFICIAL GRASS, A LITTLE PREGNANT, FREE RENT/PURCHASE, A JUST WAR, A PET FISH, and my all time favorite… SOFT PORN.


#6

Soft porn… :smiley:


#7

Re: RE: The Top 35 Oxymorons

soft porn > no porn at all

Your avatar > my avatar


#8

:funnah :funnah :funnah :rofl :rofl :rofl
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@ “microsoft works” (which? the program, or the statement)…

who am i kidding… both… :funnah :funnah :funnah :rofl :rofl :rofl


#9

Re: RE: The Top 35 Oxymorons

Maybe this will explain it- Smart RedStang


#10

how about black light?