There is a river


#1

going down my street right now :tard cant leave my house … the only draw back of living a block from the beach


#2

:wtf Huh??? Hella high tide or flooding?


#3

high tide… help!!!


#4

Take your mattress and throw it on the street. Then float away :rock


#5

until the mattress soaks up with water and sinks.


#6

then im screwed when i wanna go to sleep later


#7

I gots a dry mattress :smiley:


#8

thanks for the offer… but i got no way to get there


#9

Damnit! Someone invent a teleportation device!!!


#10

whats teleportation? :dunno

:smiley:


#11

I would have gotten an innertube and floated right along…that should have got you somewhere


#12

well- high tide comes in again at 5:05pm and they recommended my street get the outta dodge… so im goin to mommy’s :tard :tard at least ill get some homecooking outta the deal :banana


#13

nothing like grub offa momma’s stove :cool


#14

Re: RE: there is a river…

I gots a boat :smiley: