change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Lottery- a tax on people who are bad at math.
Be nice to your kids, they’ll choose your nursing home!
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy??
Impotence–Nature’s way of saying “No Hard Feelings”!!
A ‘hard on’ does not count as personal growth!!! :o
Practice safe sex!! Give yourself a hand!!