What a girl is

A girl is special, created by God.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying.
If you don’t, you are good for nothing.

If she talks, she wants you to listen.
If you listen, she wants you to talk.

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman.
If you don’t you are not a man.

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp.
If you don’t, you are not understanding.

So simple yet so complex…
So weird yet so beautiful.

That’s a GIRL.
A non-understandable creature.

GIRL LANGUAGE:

If I don’t call you, it’s because I’m waiting for you to call me.

When I walk away from you mad, follow me.

When I stare at your lips, kiss me.

When I push or hit you, grab me and don’t let go.

When I’m quiet, ask me what’s wrong.

When I ignore you, give me your attention.

When I pull away, pull me back.

When you see me at my worst, tell me I’m beautiful.

When you see me start crying, hold me and tell me everything will be alright.

When a GIRL says I love you, she means it.

When a GIRL says I miss you, no one in this world can miss you more.

When a GIRL is quiet … millions of things are running in her mind.

When a GIRL is not arguing … she is thinking deeply.

When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions … she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a GIRL answers " I’m fine " after a few seconds … she is not at all fine.

When a GIRL stares at you … she is wondering why you are lying.

When a GIRL lays on your chest … she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a GIRL wants to see you everyday… she wants to be pampered.

Life only comes around once make sure you spend it with the right person …

Find a guy … who calls you beautiful instead of hot. Who calls you back when you hang up on him. Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who … kisses your forehead. Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

Who holds your hand in front of his friends.

Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.

Who turns to his friends and says, “That’s her!!”

AMEN…this is sooo true.

He’ll yeah and amen!

that was really good take note guys

NOW you tell us.

Jeeesh…

Well I did take notes and I already do most of those things, and know most of those things.

However if you hang up on me!:24:

I am not calling your ass back!:smiley:

[quote=“NuckingFuts, post: 1029398”]Well I did take notes and I already do most of those things, and know most of those things.

However if you hang up on me!:24:

I am not calling your ass back!:D[/quote]
:24: care to test that theory later

[quote=“AUDRAA, post: 1029399”]:24: care to test that theory later[/quote]Sure send me your number in a PM!:24:

Very good post!

[quote=“Leah Love, post: 1029393”]A girl is special, created by God.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying.
If you don’t, you are good for nothing.

If she talks, she wants you to listen.
If you listen, she wants you to talk.

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman.
If you don’t you are not a man.

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp.
If you don’t, you are not understanding.

So simple yet so complex…
So weird yet so beautiful.

That’s a GIRL.
A non-understandable creature.

GIRL LANGUAGE:

If I don’t call you, it’s because I’m waiting for you to call me.

When I walk away from you mad, follow me.

When I stare at your lips, kiss me.

When I push or hit you, grab me and don’t let go.

When I’m quiet, ask me what’s wrong.

When I ignore you, give me your attention.

When I pull away, pull me back.

When you see me at my worst, tell me I’m beautiful.

When you see me start crying, hold me and tell me everything will be alright.

When a GIRL says I love you, she means it.

When a GIRL says I miss you, no one in this world can miss you more.

When a GIRL is quiet … millions of things are running in her mind.

When a GIRL is not arguing … she is thinking deeply.

When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions … she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a GIRL answers " I’m fine " after a few seconds … she is not at all fine.

When a GIRL stares at you … she is wondering why you are lying.

When a GIRL lays on your chest … she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a GIRL wants to see you everyday… she wants to be pampered.

Life only comes around once make sure you spend it with the right person …

Find a guy … who calls you beautiful instead of hot. Who calls you back when you hang up on him. Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who … kisses your forehead. Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

Who holds your hand in front of his friends.

Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.

Who turns to his friends and says, “That’s her!!”[/quote]

The death of chivalry started right abouuuuut there…:stuck_out_tongue:

[quote=“Boomer, post: 1029402”]The death of chivalry started right abouuuuut there…:p[/quote]Amen Brotha! Amen

What even the bits that contradict the other bits? Pah we can’t win

Just for once I’d like to be the complex one!

[quote=“Tyler Durden, post: 1029404”]What even the bits that contradict the other bits? Pah we can’t win

Just for once I’d like to be the complex one![/quote]

hugs You are Tyler…[SIZE=1]you are…[/SIZE]

[quote=“NuckingFuts, post: 1029398”]Well I did take notes and I already do most of those things, and know most of those things.

However if you hang up on me!:24:

I am not calling your ass back!:D[/quote]

Completely agree with this :24: Not a chance i am calling back if you hang up, i take that as i don’t want to talk to you right now, will leave it a while if that’s the case :thumbup

We appreciate it if you try though :stuck_out_tongue:

[quote=“Boomer, post: 1029405”]hugs You are Tyler…[SIZE=1]you are…[/SIZE][/quote]:homo:

:homo:

:24: :24:

[quote=“Tyler Durden, post: 1029404”]What even the bits that contradict the other bits? Pah we can’t win

Just for once I’d like to be the complex one![/quote]

We men are simple creatures.

Feed us.
Fuck us.
Find us the remote.

:smiley:

[quote=“USF Sam, post: 1029409”]We men are simple creatures.

Feed us.
Fuck us.
Find us the remote.

:D[/quote]

Don’t forget grab us beer. :cool

its our complexity and your simplicity that create balance in the universe :smiley:

I particularly appreciate your balance*

[SIZE=1]*when you’re bent over[/SIZE]