What in the hell?

Thieves glue naked man to bike - Criminal Peculiarity - MSNBC.com

What a…[I]STICKY SITUATION!

BLARARARRARARAARRAAHHAHAHAHA!
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south africa DOES have one of the highest crime rates, i glue it!

pay up, ronald.

Damn, aint that a bitch? I’d be one mad mu fuka on that bike dood.

i’d be so mad, i could do 50 minutes of cardio

That would really ruin a person’s day that is for sure

wow that really had to suck. some people i swear…

Har Har!!

I bet his wife made him sit there for a while longer before the police arrived!