What Men's Personal Ads Really Mean

40-ish: 52 and looking for 25-yr-old

Athletic: Watches a lot of NASCAR

Average looking: Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back

Educated: Will patronize you all the time

Free Spirit: Slept with your sister

Friendship first: As long as friendship involves nookie

Fun: Good with a remote and a six pack

Good looking: Arrogant

Very good looking: Dumb as a board

Honest: Pathological Liar

Huggable: Overweight, more body hair than a bear

Likes to cuddle: Insecure mama’s boy

Mature: Older than your father

Open-minded: Wants to sleep with your roommate but she’s not interested

Physically fit: Does a lot of 12-ounce curls

Poet: Wrote ex-girlfriend’s # on a bathroom stall

Sensitive: Cries at chick flicks

Stable: Arrested for stalking, but not convicted

Thoughtful: Says “Excuse me” when he farts


Hehe! Good one!:smiley:

[quote=“Eridanus, post: 322563”]Athletic: Watches a lot of NASCAR

And the problem is what?

Do you watch it?

Yeah. I was going to be at the Richmond race this weekend but it got rained out.

Nice… Hehe

that was cute :slight_smile: