OK, so I hope y’all don’t get the willies reading this like I do EVERY TIME, but which one do you think would be worse if they happened to you?
A.1.) Biting down on a fingernail file as hard as you can just to have someone RIP it from your grasp?
A.2.) Sticking the pointed end of a toothpick under your big toenail and then KICKING a basketball as hard as you can?
B.1.) Getting “curbed”**
B2.) Having your achilles tendons SLOWLY cut out by a dull steak knife?
**Curbed: When someone bites the street curb, and someone else stomps down on the back of their noggin.