You know you own an F-Body when


#1

No offense Intruder LOL…I’m talking about 98LS1 :fu

  1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

  2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

  3. You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

  4. You think a woman who is “out of your league” bowls on a different night.

  5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

  6. Someone in your family died right after saying,“Hey, guys, watch this.”

  7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

  8. Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

  9. Your junior prom offered day care.

  10. You think the last words of the “Star-Spangled Banner” are “Gentlemen, start your engines.”

  11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

  12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

  13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

  14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

  15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

  16. You can’t get married to your sweetheart because there’s a law against it.

  17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.


#2

Whys this aimed at 98 ???


#3

Cause he’s a born and bred GM fan… and he just so happens to live in the south.

damn southern rednecks. :smiley:


#4

hey…theres nothin wrong with being southern…and redneck doesn’t apply to everyone. i’m just as civilized as yall, but i could pass for a redneck with all my guns and um…incindiary toys. :cool southern folks rule, and the ones from NC are the bestest


#5

Wait what part of the south we talking about ???


#6

i bet hes talkin about texas…J/K :lol


#7

Why you say that Matt Hum :lol :lol


#8

offtopic section has been slow, so i figgured i’d start a fight…LOL :dunno


#9

Re: RE: You know you own an F-Body when

texas is in the southwest, not south.

Anyway, I’m sure it was nothing more than a Joke T.

“yall” LOL


#10

yes, just a joke T…


#11

2000 dont worry ive had enough fussing for a while you wont get none out of me now :lol :lol :lol :lol :smiley:


#12

HAHA! Pumpkin has more teeth! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


#13

Gerg How you tonight :lol :lol :lol


#14

heh well my dat der trans am can whoop some stangs ass if my mullet didnt weigh me down :smiley:


#15

Re: RE: You know you own an F-Body when

I found a new friend. :woohoo

And from MF:

Very funny ya damn Canadian!

My version:

When you get tired of looking at TransAm taillights.

When the next door neighbor’s 15 year old girl tells you how “cute” your Mustang is.

When you race a Civic and have a hint that you could very well lose.

When trucks try to race you.

When you think running 12’s are damn near impossible without a power adder.

When you lie awake at night and wonder how fast an LS1 really is.

:hump

I’m so humping you.


#16

Ah I just thought that was funny and I couldn’t resist a chance to take a shot at my bestest buddy 98LS1. :smiley:

I have owned F-bodies my whole life. It’s just a silly joke.


#17

:banana


#18

HAHA! I knew he’d find it! :smiley:


#19

[quote=MikeHawke]
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

  1. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.[/quote]

:rofl :rofl :rofl

Hey now, #2 is starting to matter righer here is sunny Southern California. Almost $3 bucks a gallon. Oh, and when I got my car delivered on Monday, I was afraid I wasn’t going to make it the 2 miles to the gas station it was so empty. LOL I was like :wtf

LMAO @ #17!! :funnah :funnah


#20

Re: RE: You know you own an F-Body when

[quote=MikeHawke]Ah I just thought that was funny and I couldn’t resist a chance to take a shot at my bestest buddy 98LS1. :smiley:

I have owned F-bodies my whole life. It’s just a silly joke.[/quote]

We all own F-Bodies once and a while… :fu